If Bloggers Took Over the World...
July 24th 2007 02:55
- Every bar would have that guy who would finish every tale with “If you liked this story, buy me a beer!”
- Your house would have photos of everybody who’s recently walked by plastered on the front of it.
- You work with companies to sell ad space on the side of your home.
- People would talk about only one subject, rarely straying off topic.
- There’s the guy you’d like to hire a hit on because he tells all of your stories word for word and takes full credit for them.
- You could simply delete people who annoy you, or even better, block them before they get a chance to.
- For every phone call you recieve from a mate saying hi, you will get three who say “nice house, come and visit mine sometime”, and ten who will say “sorry, buy viagra at my house” - The Gospel According to Rhys
- If bloggers took over the world…there’d be world peace. Until someone needed a bit of linkbait. - Jonathan Deamer
- Darren Rowse would be Time’s Person of the Year. Every tenth person you saw on the street at any given time would be taking a picture of someone else, who might even be taking a picture of someone else, thus bringing metablogging to a whole new frightening level. - Bloggrrl
Can you think of any more?
Originally from Rachel-Ish
- Your house would have photos of everybody who’s recently walked by plastered on the front of it.
- You work with companies to sell ad space on the side of your home.
- People would talk about only one subject, rarely straying off topic.
- There’s the guy you’d like to hire a hit on because he tells all of your stories word for word and takes full credit for them.
- You could simply delete people who annoy you, or even better, block them before they get a chance to.
- For every phone call you recieve from a mate saying hi, you will get three who say “nice house, come and visit mine sometime”, and ten who will say “sorry, buy viagra at my house” - The Gospel According to Rhys
- If bloggers took over the world…there’d be world peace. Until someone needed a bit of linkbait. - Jonathan Deamer
- Darren Rowse would be Time’s Person of the Year. Every tenth person you saw on the street at any given time would be taking a picture of someone else, who might even be taking a picture of someone else, thus bringing metablogging to a whole new frightening level. - Bloggrrl
Can you think of any more?
Originally from Rachel-Ish
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This is very cute!
Jeanne